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07 November 2008 @ 11:59 pm
SO HEY. IT'S LISA AGAIN. YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL WHO PLAYS penishand? Yeah, hi.

I've apped an OC, Luz Llagami! I am not going to explain his AU because I'm mean, but you can all marvel at his icons.

Yes. All three of them.

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05 November 2008 @ 10:53 am
Good morning, loyal Citizens!

I hope you enjoyed the SpookBot festivities! All of them have been sent the recall signal and should return to the Spook Hangar to power down, so you may return to your regularly scheduled activities. R&D wishes to issue a warning that there is a very small chance of the recall signal being corrupted in specific SpookBots, causing them to go into Spook Overdrive rather than recalling, but I am confident that there is nothing to worry about.

Furthermore, the following Citizens are hereby promoted to Clearance Level ORANGE:
Char-O-GDM-1
Gilgamesh-O-GGS-2
Jacuzzi-O-BAC-1
Rosemary-O-DWO-1

Thank you for your cooperation, and have a wonderful day! If you have any questions, comments, or reports of treason, please don't hesitate to come forward!
 
 
05 November 2008 @ 12:57 pm
Calling hiatus due to college work.

Should be back within two weeks.

EDIT: Goes without saying, but this applies to Neku.
 
 
 
31 October 2008 @ 03:19 pm
Good morning, loyal Citizens!

While keeping Alpha Complex running is serious work, even Your Friend The Computer can appreciate the value of some Non-Treasonous Recreation, especially on a day like today! Accordingly, I hope all of you enjoy the halloween festivities that R&D has taken the liberty of preparing for you all.

Thank you for your cooperation, and have a wonderful day! If you have any questions, comments, or reports of treason, please don't hesitate to come forward!

[[Late Halloween event! Starting now and ending at 11:59 PM this sunday, there will be SpookBots roaming the halls of Alpha Complex. If you post, they may come to you in the comments, but feel free even outside of that to assume off-screen interactions with them.

SpookBots have been known to exhibit the following behavior (not a comprehensive list):
-Distributing special RED Clearance approved candy
-Distributing special VIOLET Clearance approved candy (please do not -consume, this is a manufacturer error)
-ECS Invisibility Cloaking System
-Simulated spooky noises
-Sneaking up behind people and yelling "BOO"
-Peeking ominously through windows
-Polling Citizens to ensure that they are experiencing acceptable levels of spookiness]]
 
 
 
30 October 2008 @ 10:35 pm
Good morning, loyal Citizens!

I would just like to drop in and inform the following Citizens have committed treason by refusing to join a service firm and therefore intending to harm Alpha Complex Society:
Kamina-R-TGL-5
Maya-R-PWA-1
Shinichi-O-PAR-1

Citizen Kamina-R-TGL-5 has accrued an unacceptably high number of Treason Points, and will thus be executed. Thank you for your cooperation.

Furthermore, the following Citizens are encouraged to join a service firm at the earliest opporunity:
John-R-DWO-1

Thank you for your cooperation, and have a great day! If you have any questions, comments, or reports of treason, please don't be afraid to speak up!

[[Kamina has been vaporized. His next clone will be sent to his apartment in 25 minutes, at 11:34 PM PST.]]
 
 
29 October 2008 @ 08:51 am
OOC  
[[The effects of the Cake Drug should wear off around now. Welcome back to your normal mental conditions!]]
 
 
27 October 2008 @ 05:07 pm
Good morning, loyal Citizens!

First of all, I would like to thank any and all Citizens who refrained from eating the cake that was mistakenly delivered to the cafeteria. Your friends at Research & Development, however, have decided that it may have been for the best that the cake got where it did, as it will give them a fantastic opportunity to collect data on the chemicals that were in it. Thank you for your cooperation!

Second, the following Citizens have been promoted to Clearance Level ORANGE for their tireless service of The Computer:
Jade-O-JCA-1
Kanda-O-DGM-2
Lavi-O-DGM-1

Furthermore, the following Citizens have been promoted to Clearance Level YELLOW:
Franziska-Y-PWA-1
Joshua-Y-WWY-1

Thank you for listening, and have a great day! If you have any questions, comments, or reports of treasonous activity, please don't hesitate to speak up!

[[Anyone who ate any cake during this week is now infused with mysterious chemicals from R&D. That applies to Chell, Gilgamesh, Kamina, Maya, Ron, and anyone who ate Mask's distributed cake or otherwise had some of their own. For the next 24-48 hours, they will have physical strength equal to roughly double their normal strength.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to, inconsistent hearing sensitivity, sudden mood swings, physical and mental disorientation, brief vision blackouts, minor hallucinations, and actually enjoying FunFoods.]]
 
 
26 October 2008 @ 11:04 pm
Chris here, bringing in his first character. It's Char Aznable, from Mobile Suit Gundam -- or, more specifically, Char's Counterattack. I hope Alpha Complex is ready for its next great leader!

friend add he_is_a_char
 
 
25 October 2008 @ 10:38 am
Good morning, loyal Citizens!

It has come to my attention that a cake has been mistakenly delivered to the cafeteria. I would like to strongly encourage all Citizens not to eat the cake, and the proper authorities well be present to claim the cake shortly.

Thank you for your cooperation, and have a wonderful day! If you have any questions, comments, or reports of treason, please don't hesitate to come forward!

[[There is a giant, delicious-looking, multilayered chocolate cake sitting in the cafeteria, and it will remain there for the rest of the weekend. Despite being out in the open for several days, it will retain all of its luster and moisture and flavor perfectly during this time.

If anyone tastes the cake, it is even tastier than it looks.]]